The entrance to The Safe House is in the alley behind the building.  Prepare to give the password or you may be subject to mild humiliation.

Look around the rooms and you will find a variety of spy and espionage displays and also a few nooks and crannies with deceptive facades.  Don't forget to try the cleverly-named drinks and specials, such as the Yug Yps, the Undercover Girl and the Spy's Demise.

A display of spy gear awaits your curiosity.  Here you will find a myriad of useful devices in the world of espionage such as letter-opening kits, water soluble paper and lock-picking tools.

Not everything in The Safe House is as it seems.  Trickery is afoot and you'd best be aware.

The phone booth has an interesting feature:  sound effects that play in the background of the conversation to trick the idiot you're talking to into believing that you're actually calling from somewhere else.

Upon careful inspection, you will discover the secret door which leads you to the exit...or to certain death...I can't remember.